"Liberal Seattle...Not One Pro-Lifer In The Crowd"

Gore is running again? 

"Seattle, Green And Healthy"

When it comes to living greener, this Seattle citizen doesn't just talk the talk, he walks the walk. 

"Krishna Kandy"

Krishna candy at outdoor festival. In a former life these sweets were Hostess Twinkies.

"Look Into My Eyes"

Emerald Downs offering.

"Convertible Retrofitted For Seattle Rain"

The same year the stork brought me home, some lucky driver brought this 1959 Nash Metropolitan home. The Nash, however, still looks like a small child.

"In Seattle, Secular Humans Put Faith In Hamsters"

Seattle prides itself on being ranked number one as the most secular American city. But when it comes to their pets, they frantically line up in front of the man of cloth as if the sky is falling. 

"West Coast Hair Style"

Legalize it.

"Seattle's Liberty Hangs in the Balance"

And you'll find Ellis Island down the street and to the right.

"Save Energy by Eliminating One Wheel"

Seattle is among the greenest cities, environmentally, in America. We went from Hummers to Hybrids to bicycles, and now to unicycles. If only the Chinese would do the same, eh?

"Seattle Sports Teams"

Seattle has no NBA basketball team, no NHL hockey team, the football team is not offensive, and the baseball team finished last. Luckily, professional wrestling has filled our sports vacuum, as seen here in Seattle's Key Arena, which is slated for demolition.